By Walid Shoebat
A rare confluence of an amazing supermoon set to happen this weekend has prompted such widespread predictions of an impending events nearing the apocalypse. Out of all the predictions out there, Shoebat.com, offers 12 amazing biblically based predictions. Not only do we predict exactly what will happen after midnight tomorrow, but we also predict that even our predictions will be viewed as the most blood-moon accurate:
While we predict that a third of the forrest, fish and grassland will not perish, we predict that the moon will be amazingly seen to the naked eye as have expanded in size. The sun and the stars will not diminish their light, but in the United States the moon will have a red tint which makes it appear larger than normal. Millions will see the moon immersed in the Earth’s shadow for one hour and eleven minutes while in Israel, the land where true prophets once reigned and where the biblical apocalypse is centered, the amazing blood moon will not be seen.
This Will Amazingly not be seen in Israel
Tomorrow, amazingly, the sun and the earth will not stand still, yet the stock market will.
Unlike the sun and the earth, the Stock Market will stand still on September 27th, 2015 just as it stood still on September 13th, 2015 where many thought it would be moving shortly after.
We predict the Dow, Nasdaq and S&P will be unmoved by the moon. We can even accurately predict (to the cent) that tomorrow the Dow will be 16,314.67, the Nasdaq will be at 4,686.50 and the the S&P will be at 1,931.34.
We predict that the numbers of fools prophesied by Solomon the Great, King of Israel, will dramatically decrease after tomorrow night as they see our predictions unfold in front of their naked eyes.
We predict that the Mormon author, Julie Rowe and Messianic Rabbi Jonathan Cahn as well as Mark Blitz and John Hagee will be issuing statements as to warn the fools who were prophesied about in the Bible by King Solomon. During his reign from circa 970 to 931 BC, Solomon always predicted that there will be a sect called “the fools”. This sect will comprise of the “deceiving while being deceived” telling everyone they were “not into date setting” and that they “have never claimed to be prophets” while they secretly bogo for profits.
Many will be offended at our predictions and they will offend one another. The wiser will say “where are the signs. We have been moon gazing far too long” while others will say “we must await, a little further”. Tomorrow we will unlock the secrets to what Solomon prophesied about regarding this ancient sect Solomon called “the fools”.
We predict that we will be condemned on our comment line for calling the false prophets “false prophets”. Many others will say that they were “true prophets, just wait” while others will say “these never claimed to be prophets”. They will insist that we “must wait and wait and then … wait”.
Many will run to a fro tomorrow and things will seem upside down where one fourth (the narrow gate) will be right while three fourths (wide gate) who are wrong will condemn them; religious Rabbis and pastors on the right will be in error while the non-rabbinic non-pastoral on the left will be right (see example here at 6:26 and watch the fat one condemn him see 8:49):
Don’t forget to watch 18:28 where the wise checkmates the fools, Jesus style and watch the Rabbi turn his head back and forth.
We predict that many pastors will lead many to ignore the wise proclaiming themselves as wiser than scientists, historians and astronomers, even wiser than Solomon himself.
We predict that strange bedfellows will spiritually copulate under the red moonlight tomorrow, similar to what happened in the Sinai during the Exodus of Moses. Mormons and Messianic Hebrew Roots will agree to gaze at the moon. Many, instead of blaming such harlotry on these prophets, they will say that the Jesuits are the source of all evil. We predict that Jesuits will be slandered and called “untrue prophets, sons of the devil who drank the blood of the Manichean, Bogomil and Valentinians saints just because they insisted that good works does not save”.
We predict that many homes in Utah will equip themselves with special shelving for emergency water, beans, wheat and books on blood moons.
These are our short term predictions.
Our long term prediction is that the killers of all these Bogomils are the true saints while the slain (including the moon gazers who think they are the true saints,) will end up weeping and gnashing their teeth.
But you need not to worry, this is our long term prediction (you still have time), and since our short term prediction will be 100% accurate tomorrow night, we ask that you trust, our long-term prediction will just be as accurate. So be warned of these Bogomils: they bogo for money and mill nonsense.
BOGO is a new expression used by stores, supermarkets to attract customers with a special offer: buy one item and the second item (same one) for free.
P.S: I know that I fooled you with the title, but how else do you expect me to fix you? The foolish fish will always gaze at the red Salmon egg just as you gazed at the blood moon.
Now you can go back in the water, its your lucky day, catch and release. These other fishermen will not be as merciful where you will end up their dinner, so next time do not bite the Salmon egg and stop gazing at the moon.
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